CLUE
1985 | dir. Jonathan Lynn

the “best friends who had plans of changing the world together but then one of them betrayed the other and now they’re on opposite sides and the one who betrayed the other is now morally grey and kills people but they still can’t bring themselves to kill the other because deep down they’re still in love with them” trope>>>>
Following r/thesims is so funny because sometimes you just scroll by, do a double-take, realize what forum it belongs to, and let out a breath of relief
they have a point though
When the player character dialogue options in a game all suck:
what was that educational computer game where the plot was that an evil fur-poacher was hiding his illegal activities by making a giant flying machine shaped like an ancient legendary monster, and he Would Have Gotten Away With It If Not For These Meddling Kids (and their Impressive Age-Appropriate Puzzle-Solving Skills)
the monster’s name was Mathra
was that something spawned from the depths of the JumpStart franchise, or…?
CLUEFINDERS THIRD GRADE ADVENTURES
THAT’S WHAT IT WAS
don’t even come at me with 2048 until you’ve failed to beat this minigame before your parentally allotted hour of computer time is up, again, and you’re ready to throw a Barbie at the wall about it
(also the hovering computer ruined Moggle from the book Extras for me when it came out, because he and his Brooklyn accent were seared in my brain forever)
only $1400 to scare the shit out of yourself every single night of your life
me when the movie that was adapted from a book has scenes from the book